You’re Mine, You’re Mine, I’m Yours

Nope!
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*she forgot always good looking - kat*

U2 have announced a world tour and I’m so confused like do I have to buy tickets or are they just gonna break into my house and start playing?

“

What the extraordinary Orphan Black proves is that the geek community is not just ready for one type of badass woman; it’s ready for (at least) five.

Because Maslany’s performance and the show’s writing contain multitudes and run the gamut of archetypal feminine strength. We have Sarah (who covers wiliness, brawn, and a mothering instinct), Cosima (sheer brain power), Alison (cunning, heightened femininity, and another kind of mothering instinct), Rachel (ruthless ambition), and, best of all, Helena (relentless, feral strength). Helena is the show’s true gift to women, particularly in this season when she took on masculine oppression wherever she went…

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- Vanity Fair,“Why Is Orphan Black Still Fighting a War Buffy Should Have Won Over 10 Years Ago?” (x)

forty-nights:

robotsandfrippary:
When my brother asked for help in his geometry class the teacher said, “CHING CHONG CHING CHONG. Do you understand it better now?”
What the fuck kind of teacher is that?

tastefullyoffensive:

What even are goats?

crydaisy:

blshiit:
BEFORE AND AFTER
The ratio of dog to boy stayed constant that’s so cute

pisskawa:

the-spooky-slytherin-princess:
sapphicnymph:
"I’m the only one that cares about you"
when you hear those words, you turn tail and run as fast as you can. you run before it’s too late. These words are an abuse tactic
you are worth the world, and never, even in your darkest, believe that this one person is the only one who gives a shit. I have seen the kindness of strangers and friends alike, and you are not unloved. do not believe them.
LISTEN TO THIS
LISTEN

zeldac0re:

I hope I’m one of those kids that just magically becomes hot after they leave high school

hot-as-balls:

fun tips to annoy your friends:
whenever something happens say “this is just like the lego movie”
whenever you see a movie with a white guy actor ask “is that the dad from wizards of waverly place?”
say “you know what rly rustles my jimmies” all the time
whenever you watch a movie compare it to Big Fat Liar

hetastucklovechild:

dennys:
good luck, crispies
OKAY IM GOING TO SAY SOME SHIT ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW. IT WORKED. IT FUCKING WORKED I WAS ON TUMBLR AND THOUGH ‘well fuck it might as well i mean i need the fucking A in science’ AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW 5 DAYS LATER I CHECK MY GRADES AND WHOOP DE FUCKING DO ALL MY CLASSES HAD A LEAST A B AND I GOT THE A IN SCIENCE

noodlesonmyback:

gojira-king-of-the-kaiju:

thescienceofjohnlock:
apiarys:
#[chanting] prequel prequel preQUEL PREQUEL PREQUEL
So Capt Jack got his ‘Pirate’ brand for liberating slaves. Yes I want this story told.
This is why his soul is worth 100 souls. Because he saved 100 slaves. The Black Pearl has its name for a reason. It’s a slave running ship.