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The sex lives of Led Zeppelin

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Jonesy's mun: your blog font is all capitalized so i'm just imagining jimmy screaming everything
Me: "YES I SCREAM ALL THE THINGS"
Me: I can't change it though too lazy to go find a new theme
Jonesy's mun: if jimmy screams while he's talking
Jonesy's mun: he must be screaming bloody murder in the sac
Me: LOLDAMN
Me: no but he usually is whispering and mumbling irl
Jonesy's mun:"Jimmy calm down you're too loud"
Me: Lol it might get loud
Me: //shot
Jonesy's mun: they should crank up the volume
Me: only if he gets his whips out
Me: omg I shouldn't talk
John Lennon's mun: omg
John Lennon's mun: yes
Jonesy's mun: i forget about that a lot
Jonesy's mun: that jimmy's a sadist
Me: Pft yeah
Me: he has two sides; but yeah he's either cute teddy bear innocent-ly a gentleman slkdfjs Or "i'm Satan and I will eat your soul and have sex with all the virgins and use s&m"
Me: There is no inbetween
Jonesy's mun: yep
Jonesy's mun: i think jonesy is a hardcore badass who's into anything to a point. "you wanna have sex on a moving car roof, okay. you wanna fuck in a lake, okay. you wanna make sweet love, okay."
Me: LOL
Me: I think so too
Jonesy's mun: he is the entire spectrum
Jonesy's mun: and then theres bonzo
Me: Pffttt that's lucky for whoever shags Jonesy
Jonesy's mun: okay i take that back
Jonesy's mun: bonzo is the sexual spectrum
Jonesy's mun: since jonesy didnt shove fish parts up a groupie's vagina
Me: Then what is Jonesy
Me: PFT
Me: true
Jonesy's mun:limited spectrum
Me: Ah
Jonesy's mun: jimmy is polar and percy is just in and out

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