You’re Mine, You’re Mine, I’m Yours

the-awesome-quotes:

Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

Having to choose whether to watch SVU or Flashpoint. But you choose SVU cause it’s your favorite episode

t0tally-pers0nal:

Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere

unicocked:

If you kiss my neck and collarbones and whisper “I want you” in my ear, I swear I wouldn’t resist and rip your fucking clothes off.

so most guys eat pussy totally wrong and end up with something sad and pathetic like this

don’t try too hard you will fail

what you need is REAL TECHNIQUE

and I’ve got just that for you

Okay so lets say you’re making out with your partner for a few minutes and things are starting to get hot and heavy and you kiss her down her stomach and pull off her panties with your teeth and want to just get right to it

do NOT do that

take a step back

spin around, STOP

double take three times

one
two
three

theeeeen pelvic thrust!!!

woooooo

WOOOOOOO

stop on your right foot

dON’T FORGET IT

now it’s time to bring it around town

bringggg ittt around towwwwnnnn

then you do this and this and this and that and this and then

you can finally put your mouth on it and give her exactly what she wants

follow these EXACT steps and you will be eating pussy like a real pro in no time

hello-lesbians:

Kinda wanna cuddle with you till we fall asleep together, also kinda wanna slow grind on you and give you hickeys and make you cum

own-reflection:

Having a girl on top of you grinding and moaning is probably the most amazing thing ever

ebroverdose:

*internal screeching* just /look/ at her

cosimacormier:

_{Cophine + kisses.}

Wow way to make me emotional

“Some people just have it. Jimmy obviously has insane charisma and his talent is unsurpassed, innovative and majestic. Not to mention he was the epitome of what a British Rock God should look like: delicate, mysterious, androgynous, sensuous. And he made sure you never really knew what was on his mind. He loved being in control of every situation, still somehow remaining an elegant, intense gentleman. One wild night, he gave me a dose of mescaline and didn’t take any himself. He enjoyed being my provider, lover, teacher. It went on for hours, all night long. And I was a joyous, blissed-out basketcase when the sun came up.”

- Pamela Des Barres on Jimmy Page (via save-me-from-the-gallows-pole)

ssweet-dispositionn:

#rp hopefully the world. I’m so confused. I’m so so so confused. I don’t understand how not everyone can see the worth of a human life. I don’t understand the need for violence, the lack of empathy, the senselessness; it’s happening in our own country, it’s happening in other countries, it’s happening everywhere and it is absolutely no one’s fucking RIGHT. It is NO ONE’s right to decide another cannot live. Not a single one of us has the right overpower and oppress for war, greed, money, power..selfishness. What the fuck is all that going to do? It’s disastrous when we put worth into those things. Every single time we do and have done it in the course of history since the beginning of time. It is disastrous, painful..we commemorate war in history classrooms as tragic mistakes..and we keep resorting to these things. When we glorify and act on those things and when we numb ourselves to the world around us with distractions, we loose sense of the reality of what it means to end a life. To, for a moment, believe that you have the right to take the breathe you do not breathe and that you did not give. We cannot end lives. We cannot take away a sister, brother, friend, child, parent, grandparent, neighbor, person walking down the street, fucking human being. Not from anyone or the world. We cannot displace them with violence and harm them. For what fucking reason?! Degrade them? For what reason? When are we all going to see reason? When are we not going to have to be babied into knowing what is right and wrong and stop apologizing only after the damage is done. No matter what or who you believe in, you have to at least know that all us our alive because our hearts beating in our chests. And we all process the world around us in a way that we’ve been blessed with. That we all feel loss and love in ways that build and destroy us. And that we are all human, all the same. We need to wake up. We need to wake up to each other. Now.

donutcats:

me: [does something questionable or unhealthy] lol
friend: [does something questionable or unhealthy]
me: Mom Friend Mode™ Activated

fuck-me-till-the-end:

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parl–calmer:

Members of RASH
- geddo loo
- alex loofson
- nool poort

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fuckyeahhamishlinklater:

Hamish Linklater and Lily Rabe attend the world premiere of The Big Short at AFI Fest in Hollywood, CA 11/12/15

quirkied:

RIP to the many people who have lost their lives today; whether it has been due to the attacks in Paris, bombs in Baghdad and Beirut, the earthquake/tsunami in Japan or due to another cause.

fiyannia-deactivated20131231:

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