corgipale: revengeofrickybrodinger babyneedssocks
parents: what did you do today
me: nothing
parents: wELL OBVIOUSLY YOU DID SOMETHING!!! DID YOU JUST LOOK AT A *WALL* ALL DAY????????
me: to be frank i did many things but you and I both know that you know very little about my interests and I know that you don't particularly care to learn about them and I don't have the mental capability to put up with you dismissing the things that make me happy so for the sake of brevity and my emotional well being: i did nothing
pigolympics: If you think I won’t look at every single reblog and read the tags and comments then...
If you think I won’t look at every single reblog and read the tags and comments then buddy you vastly underestimate my desire for validation and attention
pau1y: what if 911 called you
what if 911 called you
legohell: good cop
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garydactyl:I hit on my friends more than I hit on my crushes
I hit on my friends more than I hit on my crushes
MILF
Money I’d Like to Find
virginx: My boobs aren’t covered in hickies. That’s a problem.
My boobs aren’t covered in hickies. That’s a problem.
kingomd: empirestatemindset: terrorchan: serkitten: -can’t afford to pay tuition--starts...
-can’t afford to pay tuition-
-starts working-
-school offers less financial aid because of the money I bring in working-
^ aint even a joke
That really happens ?
Yes
nowthatswhaticallblogging: leisures: i don’t consider myself hip i’m like shoulder I said this to...
i don’t consider myself hip
i’m like
shoulder
I said this to my dad and he said “no, you’re an ass.”
impactings: When I’m married someday I want to be so in love that our kids are disgusted
When I’m married someday I want to be so in love that our kids are disgusted
sadcuteprincess: Take me to an art museum and fuck me in the bathroom
Take me to an art museum and fuck me in the bathroom
phineaslightfoot: lebywritenow: caitlynsource: Esther Jenner...
Esther Jenner on her daughter Caitlyn Jenner
MAMAS
THIS IS WHAT MAMAS SHOULD BE LIKE.
I AM CRYING
IF MY MOM COULD ONLY BE LIKE THIS
aphaustria: I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like???? me?????...
I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like???? me????? tired angry egg trying to live an honest life
darksidehasoreos: Whatever is the status of Delphine Cormier (I STILL THINK SHE IS ALIVE), I really...
Whatever is the status of Delphine Cormier (I STILL THINK SHE IS ALIVE), I really do hope they don’t immediately introduce a new love interest for Cosima in OB S4…
-Because that would make it seem like Cophine, one of the greatest love story never existed at all.
-Because that would make it seem like Cosima is a little shallow, needy and can’t stay single. Cosima is an amazing, strong lady and an inspiring LGBT character..don’t ruin her personality!
-Because that would make the storyline totally unrealistic. People don’t just fall in love so easily, not after they’ve just lost contact with the love of their life.
-Because that would be pretty insulting to the very talented Evelyne Brochu, who has put so much effort into making Delphine such an amazing character.It just seems terrible to brush her off quickly with a new love interest.
“My sexuality’s not the most interesting thing about me.”
“My sexuality’s not the most interesting thing about me.”
Friendship
friend: *says terrible thought out loud*
me: OH THANK GOD
orcasoup:the tumblr mogai community more likeEveryVillainIsLesbians
the tumblr mogai community more like
Every
Villain
Is
Lesbians