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swarekmcnallys:every mcswarek kiss » ( 2 / ? ) 1x07...
every mcswarek kiss » ( 2 / ? )
1x07“hot & bothered” // power’s back on. I guess that means everything is back to normal.
powerrangers20:"i think aisha would’ve got with all of them"
loveireandblog: wodenswolf:adamusprime:sending your kid to catholic school is the easiest way to...
sending your kid to catholic school is the easiest way to guarantee your kid will not be catholic
Fun story: a friend of mine discovered she was bi-sexual and into bdsm at a catholic school after a nun put her over her knee and spanked her. Christians just can’t seem to get anything right.
Lmfao my fave post now has an even better comment
Me speaking German to a German
German: It's okay, friend. Learning a second language is difficult, but with enough practice and time you'll acquire the vernacular and colloquialisms to communicate in a concordant matter vis-à-vis other Germans. I myself still struggle with the endeavor of mastering the English language, ergo, I hope I have articulated myself in a proper manner.
Me:
Me:
Me: Fahrrad.
me as a laywer
me: so you took a shower and then you heard the gun shot
witness: yes
me as a lawyer: isn’t the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you’re forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate
witness: i’m bald
By far one of my favorite @alkaline_trio songs!! ❤️...
By far one of my favorite @alkaline_trio songs!! ❤️ #alkalinetrio #iwannabeawarhol #myshameistrue
poryqon: if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
powerrangers20: our follower’s favorite charactersprgirlsrock ღ...
punkasfrick:punkasfrick:"Son," the father says, examining the broken petri dishes littered about the...
"Son," the father says, examining the broken petri dishes littered about the floor, “I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.”
I don’t even care what you think this is the best post I’ve ever made
sytorofoam-boots-blog: I thought the coyote stretching its paws...
ravenzoe:this post is for anyone who feels a little lost right now. maybe you don’t know what your...
this post is for anyone who feels a little lost right now. maybe you don’t know what your path in life is yet. maybe you hate your job. maybe you’re still in school and you’ve changed your major three times. maybe you’re confused about what it is that you want. maybe you know exactly what you want but have no idea how to get it.
you will figure it out. you are not dead yet. you are going to figure your shit out. i believe in you.