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powerrangers20:"i think aisha would’ve got with all of them"

loveireandblog: wodenswolf:adamusprime:sending your kid to catholic school is the easiest way to...

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loveireandblog:

wodenswolf:

adamusprime:

sending your kid to catholic school is the easiest way to guarantee your kid will not be catholic

Fun story: a friend of mine discovered she was bi-sexual and into bdsm at a catholic school after a nun put her over her knee and spanked her. Christians just can’t seem to get anything right.

Lmfao my fave post now has an even better comment

Me speaking German to a German

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Me: Um... hast du... der... ah, fuck.
German: It's okay, friend. Learning a second language is difficult, but with enough practice and time you'll acquire the vernacular and colloquialisms to communicate in a concordant matter vis-à-vis other Germans. I myself still struggle with the endeavor of mastering the English language, ergo, I hope I have articulated myself in a proper manner.
Me:
Me:
Me: Fahrrad.

me as a laywer

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methhomework:

me: so you took a shower and then you heard the gun shot

witness: yes

me as a lawyer: isn’t the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you’re forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate

witness: i’m bald

By far one of my favorite @alkaline_trio songs!! ❤️...

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By far one of my favorite @alkaline_trio songs!! ❤️ #alkalinetrio #iwannabeawarhol #myshameistrue

poryqon: if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

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poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you


powerrangers20: our follower’s favorite charactersprgirlsrock ღ...

punkasfrick:punkasfrick:"Son," the father says, examining the broken petri dishes littered about the...

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punkasfrick:

punkasfrick:

"Son," the father says, examining the broken petri dishes littered about the floor, “I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.”

I don’t even care what you think this is the best post I’ve ever made

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ravenzoe:this post is for anyone who feels a little lost right now. maybe you don’t know what your...

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ravenzoe:

this post is for anyone who feels a little lost right now. maybe you don’t know what your path in life is yet. maybe you hate your job. maybe you’re still in school and you’ve changed your major three times. maybe you’re confused about what it is that you want. maybe you know exactly what you want but have no idea how to get it. 

you will figure it out. you are not dead yet. you are going to figure your shit out. i believe in you. 

"I lost myself last year, I’m not losing myself this year"

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“I lost myself last year, I’m not losing myself this year”

- 1:41 AM thoughts (via alalae)

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jasondrewlo: NOT MYSPACE


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