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snapchatting: if you listen closely you can hear all the plants and bugs talking shit about you

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snapchatting:

if you listen closely you can hear all the plants and bugs talking shit about you

"There’s nothing I love more than spending money. Someone else’s money. (laughs)"

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“There’s nothing I love more than spending money. Someone else’s money. (laughs)”

- Jimmy Page, possibly maybe, in his head (via pagingpage)

zosos-zoho: Jimmy Page Rock God yup

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popculturediedin2009: On January 9, 2005 Zoey 101 premiered on...

Sophia talking about Dick Wolf x

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Sophia talking about Dick Wolf x

boyfurriend: imagine that people said goodbye to eachother like they do in videogames like you go...

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boyfurriend:

imagine that people said goodbye to eachother like they do in videogames like you go to the store and susan tells you “may you die with a sword in your hands” like what the fuck susan


tattletalestrangler: international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you 

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it’s not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes it’s not your job to satisfy him sexually...

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it’s not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes

it’s not your job to satisfy him sexually because he’s horny

you are not required to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or that you don’t want to do

don’t be scared of “losing him”

he most likely wasn’t anything worth keeping

Girls need to be taught this from such an early age.

BOYS need to be taught this from such an early age

Irritated because I have no idea what BTK stands for in my bio and I can't remember why I put it there

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And this will consume my mind for the rest of the night lmao

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castiel-knight-of-hell: this is why I love this joke: Jesus was...

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castiel-knight-of-hell:

this is why I love this joke:

Jesus was fond of telling his followers not to worry about how they’d afford food tomorrow because God would provide. But Jesus told them this while handing out free bread and encouraging them to help people who were in need, making them the outlet through which God would provide for others

My mother was a waitress, we live in an area that has a lot of Christians and people would often stiff her on tips. Instead they’d leave a pamphlet with quotes from Jesus saying not to worry because God would provide

Jesus’ message was never that God would magically put food on people’s tables. God would provide opportunities to help each other, like the boat captains offering to help the dying man. That only works if people actually help each other

When I first heard this joke as a teenager I laughed at the guy who didn’t take the help that was offered to him. As an adult, I think of all the Christian politicians who vote against food stamps and I want to tell them “You were the boat captain but you steered away from the man in need instead of offering him help. Is that really what God wanted you to do?”

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guiltyhipster: Friendly reminder that you’re allowed to like a thing without knowing every single...

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guiltyhipster:

Friendly reminder that you’re allowed to like a thing without knowing every single fact about the thing

You’re allowed to like a movie without having to know every crew member’s name

You’re allowed to like a book without having to memorize every page

You’re allowed to like a video game without having to know all the Easter eggs and cheat codes

You’re allowed to like things and not be an expert on things

Liking things isn’t supposed to be stressful

tangerine-and-heartbreaker: freddie-mercury-is-queen: Basically...

bluandorange: Dear self; its okay to draw the same thing over and over its okay to draw something...

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bluandorange:

Dear self;

  • its okay to draw the same thing over and over
  • its okay to draw something you feel only you enjoy (ps this is not true; plenty of people enjoy the same thing or enjoy seeing you enjoy yourself)
  • its okay to draw something and not finish it
  • its okay to draw without knowing what you want it to look like
  • its okay to draw 
  • its okay

sassminsterabbey: don’t lie we all have a fictional character we ship ourselves with

simsgonewrong: "i am pleased to announce that my necklace would...

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simsgonewrong:

"i am pleased to announce that my necklace would like to propose to you"

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