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snapchatting: if you listen closely you can hear all the plants and bugs talking shit about you
if you listen closely you can hear all the plants and bugs talking shit about you
"There’s nothing I love more than spending money. Someone else’s money. (laughs)"
- Jimmy Page, possibly maybe, in his head (via pagingpage)
zosos-zoho: Jimmy Page Rock God yup
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popculturediedin2009: On January 9, 2005 Zoey 101 premiered on...
Sophia talking about Dick Wolf x
boyfurriend: imagine that people said goodbye to eachother like they do in videogames like you go...
imagine that people said goodbye to eachother like they do in videogames like you go to the store and susan tells you “may you die with a sword in your hands” like what the fuck susan
tattletalestrangler: international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you
international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you
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it’s not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes it’s not your job to satisfy him sexually...
it’s not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes
it’s not your job to satisfy him sexually because he’s horny
you are not required to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or that you don’t want to do
don’t be scared of “losing him”
he most likely wasn’t anything worth keeping
Girls need to be taught this from such an early age.
BOYS need to be taught this from such an early age
Irritated because I have no idea what BTK stands for in my bio and I can't remember why I put it there
And this will consume my mind for the rest of the night lmao
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castiel-knight-of-hell: this is why I love this joke: Jesus was...
this is why I love this joke:
Jesus was fond of telling his followers not to worry about how they’d afford food tomorrow because God would provide. But Jesus told them this while handing out free bread and encouraging them to help people who were in need, making them the outlet through which God would provide for others
My mother was a waitress, we live in an area that has a lot of Christians and people would often stiff her on tips. Instead they’d leave a pamphlet with quotes from Jesus saying not to worry because God would provide
Jesus’ message was never that God would magically put food on people’s tables. God would provide opportunities to help each other, like the boat captains offering to help the dying man. That only works if people actually help each other
When I first heard this joke as a teenager I laughed at the guy who didn’t take the help that was offered to him. As an adult, I think of all the Christian politicians who vote against food stamps and I want to tell them “You were the boat captain but you steered away from the man in need instead of offering him help. Is that really what God wanted you to do?”
phiftycent: princem4rtian: poyzn: This is like installing...
This is like installing Windows on a Mac.
I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.
oh my god
guiltyhipster: Friendly reminder that you’re allowed to like a thing without knowing every single...
Friendly reminder that you’re allowed to like a thing without knowing every single fact about the thing
You’re allowed to like a movie without having to know every crew member’s name
You’re allowed to like a book without having to memorize every page
You’re allowed to like a video game without having to know all the Easter eggs and cheat codes
You’re allowed to like things and not be an expert on things
Liking things isn’t supposed to be stressful
tangerine-and-heartbreaker: freddie-mercury-is-queen: Basically...
bluandorange: Dear self; its okay to draw the same thing over and over its okay to draw something...
Dear self;
- its okay to draw the same thing over and over
- its okay to draw something you feel only you enjoy (ps this is not true; plenty of people enjoy the same thing or enjoy seeing you enjoy yourself)
- its okay to draw something and not finish it
- its okay to draw without knowing what you want it to look like
- its okay to draw
- its okay
sassminsterabbey: don’t lie we all have a fictional character we ship ourselves with
don’t lie we all have a fictional character we ship ourselves with