You’re Mine, You’re Mine, I’m Yours

me age 13: XD u mad bro forever alone derp
me age 15: ew don't reference memes those are so lame pls stop
me age 17: I hope you're ready to get MEMED ON by these SICK MEMES

accidently:

accidently:
littlebreadstick:
accidently:
my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen
but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen
thank u little bread stick that made me feel better
this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts

fattrannyprincess:

Please never explain this to me

teacher: What's the most important thing to remember during an earthquake?
me: have fun and be yourself

blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife

cheetodores:

kyliesparks27:
pjcalamity:
landscapesclothesandfootball:
doctorcakeray:
fannishminded:
harry2016:
HOLY TRINITY
MULTIPLE people I am following are asking what these are, why we call them holy when only one has a hole. If they are made by the same company, and what is with us praising these.
I weep for you people, from other countries. WEEP.
Aussies may have Tim Tams.
EU may have Kinder and All sorts of fantastic biscuits.
USA? Has GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.
Not only are these things SINFULLY good, they are only sold for a bit over 1 month of the year, depending on region, that month of the year changes.
That middle one is Chocolate, Caramel Coconut. The left one is Peanut Butter, chocolate and sex on a stick aka crumbly cookie/biscuit.
You can eat em straight from the box, but pros? Pros eat these bad boys frozen.
And thin mints, man. that right one? THIN MINTS. You may have heard of these. Chocolate biscuit infused with mint essence coated in dark chocolate.
Yeah.
Those thin mints.
The Thin Mints for which every grown ass American on a Medical Diet cries for when they see a girlscout.
The Thin Mints with 1000 copycats, and not a one of them successful.
Girl Scouts, regularly boycotted by Fundies and Anti-choice nutters, not only taste amazing, but you get the joy of giving money to a good cause, while subtly flipping the bird at overly wound up fundie groups.
It’s like donating to Planned Parenthood and getting a box of double dark chocolate with fudge filling tim-tams especially made for them.
The reason we eat them frozen is that we buy as many boxes of thin mints as we possibly can during that short sale period, and then store them for the dark months, like proud American squirrels.
PROUD AMERICAN SQUIRRELS.
AMERICAN SQUIRRELS REPRESENT
This is the greatest explanation of Girl Scout cookies I’ve ever seen
Hey im-thegeekmonkey, remember when you ate all my samoas? You don’t get any this year.

lennas-place:

Her mom is planning on taking her suicide note off Tumblr so everyone screenshot it and post it and reblog it till your fingers bleed.

saintjimmies:

i love when you’re playing cards against humanity and someone plays the “Bees?” card and everyone goes “bees?”

raddest-homo:

honestly tumblr made me so much gayer than I intended to be.

van-helsing-boombox:

Don’t drive drunk
don’t let friends drive drunk
do not in any way associate drugs or alcohol with driving
please be safe and protect others!!!!!!!!

fandomstuck:

people who are already in 2015 when you aren’t

lesbian-lotus:

meowvgonspengler:
do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned
and then you have to pee