You’re Mine, You’re Mine, I’m Yours

someone: hi
me: *thinks they are in love with me*

mariskahargitayisperfect:

iM SCREAMING

nerd-utopia:

Orphan Black - IDW Comic Books

manningsbutt:

#the real favourite is all five
↳ ob edition

best-of-imgur:

My roommate bought black toilet paper.

gaypocalypse:

"orientation is attraction, not action! stop assuming people’s sexuality based on their partners!"
"omg, she was with a man once! that PROVES she’s bi and CAN’T be a lesbian, deal with it!"

igubler:

family member: u have any new boyfriends?
me: shut up and mind ur own business aunt joanne and eat ur fucking mashed potatoes

nekokami-sama:

xxcactusdudexx:
you ever playing a video game and die in such a bullshit way that you need to go lie down for a few hours to recover

greatwhiteprivilege:

him: what’s wrong babe
me: nothing just wondering why you lied to me on october 16th at 1:18pm

four-clone-dance-party:

I’m so thirsty for cophine it isn’t even funny. Like, the creators of Orphan Black could make every single episode of season 3 just a forty five minute montage of Delphine and Cosima holding hands, playing with each others hair, and arguing over whose turn it is to do the dishes, and it would probably be the best thing I have ever seen.

deerhoof:

how do I tell all the Salvation Army bell ringers that I really respect the spirit of what they’re doing but their homophobic racist transphobic organization isn’t doing it for me

Mother: BUT I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
Me: ain't nobody tell you to do that tho

shatterstag:

turdlewexler:
callmekitto:
fencetan:
waffilicious:
buetterfliege:
radioactivemongoose:
anne hathaway in drag
anne hathaway in drag
this is one of few things that I cannot look at without compulsively reblogging
I love this picture and I have no clue what the fuck is going on but oh my god
i don’t know what’s happening but it’s good
someday i’m gonna write a faux-historical queer drama and people will ask “what was ur inspiration” and i’ll be like that one picture of anne hathaway in drag kissing the pretty lady
For the record, this was Anne in Shakespeare’s Twelfth Night.
she played Viola. Since a lot of people are like WHERE IS THIS FROM????
You might also know its adaption with Amanda Bynes: She’s the Man.
“Viola is shipwrecked on the coast of Illyria and she comes ashore with the help of a captain. She loses contact with her twin brother, Sebastian, whom she believes to be dead. Disguising herself as a young man under the name Cesario, she enters the service of Duke Orsino through the help of the sea captain who rescues her. Orsino has convinced himself that he is in love with Olivia, whose father and brother have recently died, and refuses to see any suitor until seven years have passed, the Duke included. Orsino then uses Cesario (Viola) as an intermediary to profess his passionate love before Olivia. Olivia however, believing Viola to be a man, falls in love with Cesario (Viola), while Viola has fallen in love with the Duke.”
so pictured is Olivia, Viola, and the Duke Orsino.
the best shakespeare play hands down
also in one of the film adaptions the duke, Orsino, kisses ‘Cesario’ while he still believes she’s a man.