You’re Mine, You’re Mine, I’m Yours

“delete that off the internet”

- my mom (via unclefather)

when your obsessive special interest suddenly changes and your blog followers are like wtf this isn’t what i signed up for

kristenmastora7:

gallium-knight:
Here’s a test:
I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other.
I’m going to drop one. You chose which.
If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.
Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.
Because you’re aware there’s a difference.
Now admit it
woah.

ameliashepnerd:

(x)

awkward-lee:

i-volunteer:
upperstories:
tony-the-talking-pizzer:
chocolateist:
pardonmewhileipanic:
bestnatesmithever:
captcreate:
The leg up at the end tho.
I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.”
i was almost like “oh man that sucks” and then her leg popped and i fucking lost it
That leg is killing me
THE LEG KILLED ME
falling with style
i reblogged this a million times and i still dont know what it’s funnier: the leg or the coach
the fact that the coach is her father makes this funnier

John Bonham
9 favorite photos of 35 favorite musicians {25/35}

dreamlightpegasi:

I think we all know the real reason the government shut down…

lsdzeppelin:

best advice ever

hennyjones:

heavenlypost:
can the united states just chill for one day
Nigga the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake

lyriciss:

My first rap battle.

ap student: hey im going to my ap class
ap student: ugh my ap textbook is SO heavy
ap student: ugh, im taking 7 AP classes
ap student: AP
ap student: listen to me
ap student: look at me
ap student: AP
ap student: IM SMART
ap student: LET ME READ YOU MY ENTIRE SCHEDULE SO THAT YOU CAN INHALE HOW INTELLIGENT I AM AND BREATHE IN HOW MUCH BETTER I AM THAN YOU
ap student: ap

rrrrosa:

those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next

ravendancer:

Fuck you, I tried to click that.

girlwholovesdragons:

temperamentalheavingheart:
thinkthatthetimehascome:
ianoshea:
jocundasykes:
welcome-foolishmortals:
I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK
ICH WEINE
The one about the dudes penis being stuck is like a poem
THESE TOOK ME LIKE TEN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH I WAS CRYING AT EACH ONE
this post is terrifyingly funny when your high.
homohotlips69
Holy shit I am dying from laughter

casivar:

the best hand talkers. Evelyne & Tat

clonesbians:

tatiana and evelyne about the cloneclub’s internet shenanigans

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