Let’s all take a moment and thank biology that our internal organs don’t itch.
Fun fact: digestion is actually really painful but your brain just tells you it’s fine the same way it tells you not to bite off your fingure even though you can
that’s… frustrating
Hey quick question why the FUCK doesn’t it do that for menstrual cramps
tenacious-brii: topshelfbottom: thatonenerdgirl: just-shower-thoughts: Let’s all take a moment...
yaboywillyshakes:physically i’m here but emotionally i’m unconscious, face down on a table at dennys
physically i’m here but emotionally i’m unconscious, face down on a table at dennys
bootyscientist2: bootyscientist2: You childish if you arguing with your partner in public Only...
You childish if you arguing with your partner in public
Only exception is if y’all just passionately disagreeing over frivolous shit like yogurt flavors or types of grapes
pussylightlytoasted: michaelmakesanentrance: if u don’t kiss ur cat on their tiny soft little...
if u don’t kiss ur cat on their tiny soft little forehead wtf are u even doing
Yelling at her for trying to eat plastic
cophinebw: the puppy™
outcastsuggestion:it’s easier to say “im tired” than “im so sad and lonely i feel like there’s a...
it’s easier to say “im tired” than “im so sad and lonely i feel like there’s a weight in my chest and my body is so heavy i have no energy emotionally, physically or mentally to even move from my bed”
crystallineknowledge:Rumours Tour
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dmc-dmc: Do not be a fucking idiot.
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thrussyofficial: ragnarokgay: sadlesbeandisaster: sadlesbeand...
Meanings for the colours of the lesbian flag I designed in that other post.
slight edits by suggestion of @poetrylesbian
This is seriously my favorite lesbian flag design I really hope it gets used. It’s got a warm and welcoming colour scheme, and the colours actually have meaning and include all lesbians.
(I edited out the meanings on the flag so it’s easier for others to use)
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hustlerose: me listening to modern pop music: arrr……. no good…. me listening to 1700s sea...
me listening to modern pop music: arrr……. no good….
me listening to 1700s sea shanties:
shiver me timbres!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
violentfaery: Get your fandom buttons here...
brunhiddensmusings: karizpy: If this moment isnt in the movie...
If this moment isnt in the movie then what is even the point
the definition of raw power
tchalisew: ruffboijuliaburnsides: fifty-shadesofgay: lo-kaia: hallucin8: Dirty talk but you...
Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice
Thanks I hate it
partner: *cums*
me: great! will you be needing anything else today?
Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice
You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.